Summer 2005
Finally, some competition starting up. We're not far away from the SGL Cup starting, the first double-elimination tournament probably held on this scale in the UK. Shortly after the tournament is wrapped up, we can expect SGL season 3 to start. You're going to watch all the games, right?

Ste joins, Voo inactive
With Voo starting his 2 year prison setence this week for a string of burglaries and naughty behaviour, this left the team one short.

In his place we decided to replace a brummie with another one, named Ste (aka. Psychosis). We had our chance but failed to capitalise, looks like we're destined to be infrected by Brummies.

Welcome! We'll add a profile as soon as we can be bothered.

defcon.one announce sponsors
Thats right, sponsors! defcon.one are proud to state that we don't have any, or that we don't want any.

defcon.one has members already out of high school, so we're able to stand independantly on our own feet, unbranded. We don't care if you have a bouncer shared with 40 other clans, or you have a ventrilo channel on a server with 80 people on it.

Think of us as the Barcelona of the CS world, unbranded and stood on its own two feet, while you're Cambridge United, branded with the name of some crap server company that will last 5 months.

Formed in the summer of 2000 by Hollows and a group of PCG regulars, defcon.one quickly grew with a reputation as a mature and friendly clan (who weren't too bad at CS either). In the early days defcon.one participated in Clanbase, Savage CS League, Barrysworld CS League, as well as still competing in the Enemydown UK CS Ladder.

"D1UK sit on top of the table after winning each game so far this season. After not securing their promotion slot from division 4 until the last week of season 6 it did seem that the clan would find it hard at this level of the league. Their first game against last season's promotion playoff contenders pp they upset expectations with a 13-4 victory. Their victory in the second week against tbz coupled with a default win from MMX puts them one point clear at the top." - UKTerrorist, June 2003

Fast-forwarding to the future, we are currently competing in Enemydown Premier, SuicideGaming League Division 1, and UKCSL Division 2.

Alfredofunk, Volders, Hollows, Soul, DK-Mech, Killian, McDaniel, Code1, Andy, Spotlight, Kudos, Triz, Nexus, Le0n InC, Azrael, d0n, JP, IssacHunt, Pomelo, Emptea, React0r, Aer0x, Teflondon, Lefty, Ging@, Nalu, Pred Sent, Sambo, Genghis, Inferno, Genocide, syN, Senan, Ossy, Singh, Chaz

This page will be periodically updated with information on recent important games, as and when required

EnemyDown
EnemyDown Results

UKCSL
Season 6, Week : 1 2 3 4 5 6 7

SGL
Suicide Gaming League Results

SGL Division 4 Runners-up (Season 4, 2006)
SGL Division 1 Champions (Season 2, 2005)
SGL Division 1 Champions (Season 1, 2005)
EnemyDown Premiership (2004, 2005)
UKCSL Division 2 (Season 6, 2005)

Personal Achievements

Magill
Potato farmer of the year (2006)
Set a new Guiness World Record for most potato's consumed in 24 hours (2006)

Switch
Scottish Clanmember of the Year (2000-2005)
Scottish Twat of the Year (2000-2005)

KapA
GCSE Mathematics (pending)

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Server is currently OFF

Hey, you want to contact us, what would you want to do that for? Anyway, for some reason you do, so we will provide you with details.

Our IRC channel resides on Quakenet in #d1uk (link) where we are the proud ops of a channel in which no-one ever speaks in, but we're there anyway. Feel free to contact anyone with an @ in there for whatever reason (please note that we are not currently recruiting, but no doubt some will insist)

Our webpage url is d1uk.omgwtflol.org, but since you're here reading this already we won't dive any deeper into that.

Currently we do not have a server, and if we did it would probably be passworded anyway. As soon as we get one (and yes we do get them, we just forget to renew them and they disappear until we can be bothered to get a new one) we will update the site here with more information.

If you have any comments on the site, please email ryan@omgwtflol.org

Having joined the defcon.one team in 2003, Jollx has become an integral part of the team. As a reward for his efforts, exceptional knowledge and his own unique 'style' for the game, Jollx was recently announced as the 'manager' for defcon.one. With a view on attaining CPL and world domination, Jollx has been leading with his inspirational DJ skills and his high-pitched laugh.

"Its a tough job I must admit. Most of the team have only just started playing the game and are struggling to find their feet. Hopefully in the near future we can break into EnemyDown Division 2 as well as securing our first Television Rights deal" - Jollx interview on GMTV

Jollx is currently studying (failing) Computer Science at Essex University. When away from university, Jollx enjoys working-out, winding Switch up and maintaining his known e-thug status. Jollx is the softest member of defcon.one

Since Le0n's retirement from CS, Switch is now the longest sole surviving member of the old defcon.one team having joined in the winter of 2000. Switch has lived a sheltered life in Glasgow for his entire life. Switch is currently finishing his studies in Multimedia Computing. A solid and active member of the team, Switch is well known for his short temper and his Scottish dresses. Switch's contribution on ventrilo during games is "ACHHH NOOOOOO".

"I feel the promotion is completely unwarranted, Jollx has the organisational skills of a blind hippo and the IQ of a goldfish, and no doubt he will end up arranging matches against ourselves. But other than that good luck to him. Big up Jollz BO" - Switch on Jollx's manager promotion

When not studying or playing CS Switch enjoys working out, verbally shitting down Jollx's ear and long walks in the park.

After completing 2 years at university, taking a gap year, f00 is now planning on spending the rest of his life in a bath.

f00 has known most of the players for a while, firstly as a merc while a member of other clans before joining defcon.one on a full-time basis in December 2004 just before his PC broke. f00 is a good solid player who is consistantly active, and can put in the performance to boot when required.

defcon.one has always risen towards a challenge, and we've joined the journey with f00 in dealing with his daily struggle against his speech impairment condition and his phobia of rabbits. f00 probably has a crush on your mum.

KapA left behind his semi-professional status in clan lostCause, and decided to join defcon.one because of a crush on Jollx. This classic Essex boy from Southend joined defcon.one in January 2005. KapA has become a valuable part to the team, delivering some excellent deagle skills and an awful AWPing ability. KapA throws HE grenades like a girl.

KapA is currently completing a Business College Course and is looking forward to passing his GCSE's in the Summer, 4 years after first sitting them. He thinks he is going to University to study Business Management in September.

KapA shows his skill by regularly coming in the top 4 of the score table in matches, but we don't really care because its probably downloaded anyway.

KapA officially became the fattest member of defcon.one after a BMI (Body Mass Index) test. The shocking results showed, much to KapA's dismay (and our delight) that he is clinically obese.

Quaver's main interests in life include creamy bottom's, dating family relatives, eating beans and farting (loudly). In fact Quaver's love for beans is so deep that in his after-life Quaver wishes to be re-incarnated as a baked bean.

Quaver has been with the clan since the summer of 2004 and has shown time and time again not only to be a great player, but also demonstrated some erratic behaviour (on which defcon.one can only comment as 'weird').

We, at defcon.one, are proud to have the UK's loudest farter within our ranks.

Over the years shk has been instrumental in defcon.one's moaning abilities. Selling i-pods and washing machines to kids and grannies alike in Curry's, shk makes money by selling unused parts of his body to Science.

shk just loves to AWP, we just wish he could. shk can be found in Tonbridge, Kent. shk is a self-confessed idiot and a loser (ok, we added the last bit).

Check out the Media page for more disturbing pictures of shk.

Voo is a Brummie. Safe. Living in Birmingham, he's a plasterer by trade with aspirations of becoming a professional cricket player. Safe.

Joining from rem0te, Voo is a strong player with good control and aim, its just that goddamn accent. Safe. Its probably better we only know him online anyway, as Voo missed the evolution bandwagon and is sort of stuck in a primeval state. Safe.

Voo loves to adopt small fluffy orphaned animals like kittens, and spends his evenings brawling in bars. Safe. Voo has been arrested more then any other member in defcon.one.

Safe.

Originally from Bolton but now residing in Leeds, weapey is one of the older members of the group. Comparatively, he has not been in that long, considering the clan has been established since 2000.

That has not stopped weapey from integrating into the clan however, and has since become one of the only good members of the squad. He's always pressing the rest of the guys to play, and when his flatmates are not downloading on his shared connection he can usually be found jerking off live on his webcam.

weapey likes to shoot you in the face (mostly defcon.one members, during matches, IMPORTANT matches)

Soon

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